January 2011
I swear to god you are so annoying I will fart in...
reblogholic:
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
fghtffyrdmnstylr:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
I am obviously too sexy for a Valentine.
alyaae:
I am obviously too sexy for a Valentine.
alyaae:
When a slut calls another person a slut.
I'd slap you, but bitch that would be considered...
I change the date on my homework to make it seem...
when I start singing a song and people join in.
Did I invite you?